History+Jokes


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 * ======Q: Why is England the wettest country?======

A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
|| Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? __A: Because there were so many knights!__ || __A: By norse code!__ || Q: Who invented fractions? __A: Henry the 1/4th!__ || __A: Floodlights!__ || Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party? __A: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!"__ || __A: The grape wall of China.__ || Q: What did Mason say to Dixon? __A: We've got to draw the line here!__ || __A: Sir-Cumference__ || Q: Who built the ark? __A: I have Noah idea!__ || __A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!__ || Q: What did Ceasar say to Cleopatra? __A: Toga-ether we can rule the world!__ || __A: "Well, he should have gotten up earlier and caught the schoolbus like everyone else!"__ || Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? __A: At the bottom!__ || __A: The same middle name!__ || Q: What is the fruitiest subject at school? __A: "History, because it's full of dates!"__ || __A: Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!__ || Q: When a knight was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave? __A: Rust in peace!__ || __A: With a pair of Caesars!__ || Q: Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener? __A: He had a bee in his suit of armour!__ || __A: A place where people parked their camels?__ || Q: What would you get if you crossed the Hundred Years Was with the War of Roses? __A: Very old flowers.__ || __A: It’s knight life!__ || Q: what would you get if a famous French general stepped on a landmine? __A: Napoleon Blownapart__ || A: He had a dino sore. || Source: [|Jokes] ||
 * Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
 * Q: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
 * Q: What's purple and 5000 miles long?
 * Q: Who made King Arthur's round table?
 * Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
 * Q: Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 8 miles to school every day!
 * Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
 * Q: Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
 * Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
 * Q: What was Camelot?
 * Q: What was Camelot famous for?
 * Q: Why did the tyrannosaurus wear a Band Aid? __