99+Reasons+Why+You+SHOULD+Hate+Soccer

=**99 reasons why you should __HATE__ soccer!**= This is going to be like trying to tell people that bunnies are evil. So i don't expect your feable little minds convinced that soccer is the Best sport on the face of the earth to understand any of this. Still reading? Good God you know what you can go to a different page now there is nothing holding you here!! Dang you must be mad, but then again why do I care? **//__Also this a page to laugh at not to get all serious about__//** ( if you didn't read that last bit it isn't my problem) For the people still reading this this is going to be a count down from 99 to 1. 99 __The Rainbow__: /peacock/rooster tail/did u see that/juke........Only 1 name please 98 __The names of the positions:__ What? attacker? come one what are you attacking and keeper? you don't want the ball near you! 97 __How soccer companies use child labor to make the balls:__ It is really sad what millionaires do to make more money 96 __They get stretchers:__ Your team should carry you off the field. lazy jerks 95 __How everyone thinks that the MLS is a joke__: It kinda is isn't it. 94 __The fact that goalies have different jerseys__: I know that is so no one can just say they are goalie but really? they look like male strippers in troughs things 93 __The magic spray__ garentyed to cure any ingery in 2 sprays and your flop back garentied! (might have this one...don't know) 92 __The let downs__: I just read a story about a kid in aferica that went to a soccer game just to see his hero fake a ingery and get a red card...sad 91. __The "clearings"__: Even when your team is losing you don't leave because you just payed 120$ to see your team lose and dang it you are gonna see the whole thing 90 __The fact that the goal's bars are steel__ Other than getting klited in the face i think diving into this is the only way to get a fatity in this sport 89 __The goalie kick:__ Ok maybe the gollie needs something a little more relaxing to do. 88 __The over serous coaches__: Some kids do need these coaches but no matter what sport these guys are hard to get along with soccer just has an abondunce 87 __How americans suck profectionally but could beat Europe at 15 years old__: Man why do the pros suck but the 15 year olds are great...IT DOESN'T MAKE SENCE 86 __How most soccer players think ever other sport is boring__ "Its because it takes skill to play thoughs" 85 __The fact that Asia has to make soccer balls to fit in__: Please no offence to Asian people. 84 __Just the fact that u run around endlessly kicking the ball__: its almost embarissing 83 __The people who talk soccer up beond sanity__: Ok i admit that i had a hard time coming up with these (after 70) but everything that could be bad isn't when i talk to some people 82 __The tight compacting stadiums:__ I just want to know what would happen if someone puked on someone.... 81 __The fact that i acualy have to put 99 reasons to get u to think about it__: Well come on its true! 80. __The sports anouncers:__ Sports anouncer 1 "And he kicks the ball" SA2 "ohhh yes that was a great kick" SA1"ohhh now he carys the ball" SA2 "yes he does"......(i feel asleep while tiping thier diolog) 79 __The KO's__: i love it when they colide together and then they both get knocked out and the coach goes out to argue which player should get the red card. 78 __The golden shoes__ That video sucks. I personally hate it. By the way i know it is real 77 __Failures__: they missed a wide open goal....wow 76 __The racism:__ When an argument gets to the climax in Europe the final blow is the person who says "Ohh yeah? Well we beat you guys 3 to nothing last week!!!" 75 __The couples__: a couple going to a soccer game trying to be romantic and all with the screaming going over 100 Decibels 74. __The Cherry picker clubs__: They go down to afterica find kids who are good playing soccer with a frickin blow up pig bladder and then "give them the life they never had" 73 __T.V__ "Time for some nice tv. Sports yea!"..."Soccer" *change* "Soccer agian"...."Soc, WAIT WHAT THE HECK?"..."NO!!! GO AWAY!!! 72 __The ticket prices:__ I have been charged money for watching my own cousin play. 71 __The Noise:__ It is hard to enjoy a game when you are deaf. There is a worthless amount of noise with the "action" going on the field 70 __Penitently kicks__: Hey that is off sides! You get a perfect shot into a 5m by 2m 5m away...Good way to end a bad game huh? 69 __The coach's child:__ Instantly best player and team captain or the ball boy who never plays. 68 __Artificial turf__ Who wants to play on fake grass?! No bad hops no interesting struggles. When the field is agents you it makes the game way more fun. Or just another thing to blame for soccer players 67 __Snow:__ I never seen a soccer game played in snow. And for the people who say "Well the ball is white" make it orange...idiots 66 __Team pride__: As an innocent bystander i am appalled you guys can argue over this for over 10 hours 65 __After game dunks__: The sad part is there team lost and they are still drunk and happy 64 __Braggers__: "My team one the world tour of the world 9013987209840198374 times" (WE DON'T CARE!) 63 __The Complainers__: The guys who constantly argue with the ref they are just making a fool of themselves. 62 __Adidas:__ It's all day i dream about sports! not fricking soccer just another reason to show that you people can be really self centered 61. __The Blamers:__ The people who blame everything on the goalie or the defense 60 __Red Cards__: Wow you break the rules and all you get it a red card? that is almost more worse then blue cards 59 __Tricks:__ Never used before. All you do is run around them and if they do happen to juke someone out it becomes a dinner conversation for the soccer adict after watching it on youtube 56 times...and counting 58: __Cherry picking players:__ Eruopeains are jerks when it comes to this they go down into 57 __How old it is__: Man, it is so old!! It needs to have something happen to it! Also all of thouse people who say that it has done everything and other sports copyed soccer, yeah we did so we could find something better to do 56 __The Re-starts/Start:__ Passing 4 feet to start the game? This is why hockey and basketball have a "Jump ball" 55 __Own goals__: Just to prove my point that some soccer players are stupid 54 __Honking__: IN EUROPE after the team next to me wins a game the europains think it is proper to tell someone by honking in the middle of the road.. I have lost hours of sleep over this. That should be agenst the law but then again the policemen are doing it too. 53 __Fighting__: From the headbutting to the kicking and falling this makes a descry of men 52 __Soccer Cards__: Wow, if you have these someone screwed you over. Loser, you spend almost $1.19 a pack just for a photo, wow. Ok, that was mean. sorry 51 __Indoor soccer:__ And soccer wasn't bad enough now they have to go inside... 50 __Defenders__: LAZY they are just there to make the goalie feel like he isn't alone 49 __Headers__ Ohhh ok so you can use your head but not your hands. 48. __Corner kicks__: A failure from the start 47 __Yellow cards:__ Well that's intimidating 46 __Simpleminded people__: The people who think that soccer is the only sport known to man and there is no alternative to the great sport. Honestly i want to know is there a soccer god? it is like a religion! 45 __Midfield__ They are the dogs of soccer constantly running around getting the ball just to lose it, again 44 __Forwards__: How come the Forwards get all the credit for scoring what about the defenders who clear the ball? Yeah that is a team sport. 43 __The shoes__ NO shoes should cost that much with nothing but spray paint and rubber cones on the end of them 42 __Shin Gards__ For all the people who "get hurt" i don't think they work 41 __Rain?__ The only part about soccer that makes it fun is playing it in the rain in the mud and stuff? Why would you want to cancel the game then? 40 __The People who love soccer more than their wife__: They are so dang stubborn and they teach their son to die for any known soccer player alive 39. __City pride__: I guess you can say this in any sports but soccer just goes over the deep end. 38 __The Know-it-alls:__ They can't lose they make up rules in there favor just to win...Jerks 37 __Beer__: Giving a beer to a person who is already about to scream and fight? Not my idea. 36 __The Hair__ To the Dreadlocks to the Spikes soccer hair stiles have remained the dumbest looking for the past 800 years 35 __Off sides:__ This is like rewarding the Defender for letting you go by. 34 __Useless?:__ What skills does soccer teach you? (Don't even try saying sportsmanship or teamwork.) 33 __The Running__: You just ran 90 minutes for that?! Loser 32 __Hand balls__: It wouldn't be the worst sport ever without it. 31 __Soccer__: GOD IT HAS TWO NAMES PICK ONE. Acutely even more than two names only two names in english 30 __The Ball__: This is were soccer really gets its originality 120$ just to have a ball with paint on it that wears off in the mud instantly. Two words RIP OFF 29. __The songs:__ The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOOOOO OO gets annoying after about 3 verses of it 28 __The Wussies:__ These guys have to be streched before EVERY game and are payed 1 million$$$ and they can't even strech themselves. 27 __The moves:__ In soccer pratice you pratice moves and stuff BUT YOU NEVER USE THEM! All you have to do is just go around the guy or swich directions 26 __The Coaches:__ Most can't speak english and/or can't find anything better on T.V 25 __England__: Its not that i don't like english people its just that they brag about inventing soccer. They also invented Criket which has T time after an hour. 24 __The Video games__: The video games that use soccer as the game are just boring it is A to pass B to shoot ohh wait there is no pass button because no one ever passes! It also gives the fatties who can't play soccer to feel included. 23 __The Wall__: i understand why it needs to be there but it is really just stupid to line up to get hit by a ball in the face 22 __The clock?__ Can you really not just stop the clock when it needs to?!? 21 __Wardrobe:__ Soccer uniforms look like a blind man picked out the colors they are either really boring or really stupid looking. And why do you wear long selves and shorts that look more like mini skirts? 20 __Money__: For kicking a ball around you make a lot of money 19 __The names__ How come every soccer player last name has over 34 letters in there name and is really hard to pronounce 18 __Cristian Rinaldo:__ Fail..Makes any excuse to fall on the ground 17 __Europe__: FOR GOODNESS SAKES IT IS JUST A SPORT! 16 __MLS__ Even that is a sad excuse for soccer 15. __David Beakam__: Any 3 year old and whiff the ball so it turns in for a good corner kick 14 __Challenge:__ It is really not that hard to play soccer not a lot of skill is involved with it but it does take skill to be good. Why do you think people can play it once they turn 3?! 13 __Throw ins:__ What? Really? now all of a sudden you are able to use your hands?... Hippocrates 12. __The point:__ I mean really all you do is run around looking like idiots trying to get a ball in a net soccer is like track and field just with a ball 11. __The whole "Well it is the most popular sport in the world" thing__: I have been arguing why soccer sucks for as long as i can remember and every one always says "Well it is the most popular sport in the world!" BIG DEAL! 10. __Soccer players in general__. (FYI i know a lot of good people that are soccer players so this might not be you...but i bet it is) 9 __Getting hit in the Face__: Do you really need to read this to find out why i don't like it? 8__Free kicks__: All you need to be as a free kicker is to be able to hit the ball 1 million miles an hour and kill the goalie... 8.2 __The magic spray__: Sure it is ice and it "numbs" the pain but for how much acting they do they should stay down there forever if it really hurt that bad 7 __Cherry pickers:__ they kick the ball 4 feet and score....again....again.....OHH HE MISSED!...and again and again 6 __Ball hogs__ You know who you are. I play soccer sometimes (when i am forced to in P.E) and NO ONE passes everyone thinks that they are all that and don't need to pass....idiots they ruin an already ruined game. 5. __The Celebrations__ Once someone gets lucky and scores a goal they celibate. Great cool don't have a problem with that. But they run off by themselves. ONLY in soccer they do that. even in real football people don't do that you run to your team, for god sakes it wasn't all you. 4 __The Referees__ With pocket protector in hand and with little pieces of paper and power these guys make all the slappers and the nail breakers pay. They are mostly guys who can't get a job off the streets and would rather get people pissed of in a game than at Burger King 3. __Arguing__. NO Soccer player i know can not just let something go they have to argue over everything for the sake of arguing. It could be over if whoever was off sides or something dumb like that and to all of the soccer players out there. no one cares (except for number 2) 2. __The Fans__. ALMOST every soccer fan you see that start the fights are fat ugly and have beer in there right hand and there son in the other. 1. __MOMMAS BOYS!__ anyone who was swept in to the horrible world of soccer is that every one is a weakling!! There has been NO GAME in the history of Soccer where someone hasn't been "hurt."